Nov 23
Bobcats for Black Friday
Black Friday is this week and I’m getting super-psyched. It’s the only day of the year my wife allows me use the Credit Card and, like all Real Americans should do, I go effing nuts.
But after I made my list of planned purchases, I realized that I do not currently own enough Bobcats merchandise. My gear includes a tired Gerald Wallace jersey that I picked up at Value Village; my beloved 2006 Draft Hat with the original hologram sticker intact; and an autographed (possibly fake) Sean May jersey. So to beef up my collection I scoured the internet to find the best Bobcats paraphernalia out there.
Fellow Baseliners, may I present you with…
The Top 10 Charlotte Bobcats Products on the Internet
#10 • Bobcats XBOX Controller
I’m looking forward to playing with Okafor on NBA 2K6 on my original xbox. The 360 is so overrated.
#9 • Bobcats Neon Sign
A sign maker in the my American favorite city saw an niche in NBA teams that needed neon signs. • Bargain Priced at $424 »
#8 • Bobcats Floorboard Mats
Imagine the routine of cleaning your car before every game for good luck. Or you can just let them get filthy and faded if the season goes down the shitter. • Increase your car’s resale value for $38 »
#7 • Bobcats Toy Chest
Keep all your kid’s crap stowed away and show your team support with this very large toy chest. I upfitted my son’s room with matching lamp and rocking chair. • Get toy chest for $150 »
#6 • Bobcats Utility Closet
While we’re talking storage, how about a corner closet for your garage? The Home Depot is offering financing so you could get this bad boy for only $33 a month. • Or pay one time fee of $940 »
#5 • Bobcats Heart Watch
This is a great way to show your old lady who is #2 on your list of priorities. This is definitely going to be my wife’s “big gift” this Christmas. I may even get her this pendant to match. Buy the Watch »
#4 • Bobcats Recliner
Just imagine kicking back in this leather recliner and tuning in to Fox Sports South. Your comfort will make up for all those non-HD broadcasts. $828 well spent »
#3 • Bobcats Woven Plaid Pants
One word: CHICKS. That’s what you’ll be getting by rockin’ these out to Dixie’s Tavern on Saturday nights. You can’t beat the 55% cotton/45% poly blend. $25 to score mad chicks »
#2 • Bobcats Billiard Ball Set
Only the cue ball is pictured but I’m assuming the others have player photos printed on them considering they are priced at $170 »
#1 • Charlotte Bobcats Adidas NBA Series 25
Honestly, these shoes nab the #1 spot because the Nike Air Jordan VIII Gerald Wallace is out of stock. Nevertheless, $58 is a steal »
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I’m getting the plaid pants. I only hope I can find the frat boy douche bag bowtie to match.
Wow. That Bobcats heart watch would go together great with this rad Boston Terrier vanity plate:
Should make any lady-friend’s Christmas dreams come true!