Oct 29

Morrison Flips Out, Shaves Head

Category: News, Parody

The Charlotte Observer is abuzz about Adam Morrison’s new do. There are already several new nicknames floating around for Ammo. Let me know if I missed any…

Stink Bug

From Larry Brown
Brown’s teenage son had scrappy hair. Apparently a stink bug got caught in it and he got it cut off. These kids today…

Kung-Fu Villain

From an Observer reader
I like this one a lot. I hope Adam delivers a zen-evil 3pt percentage to the court this season.

Linton Johnson

From Assistant Coach Jeff Capel
Apparently Jeff glanced at Morrison and thought it was new addition Linton Johnson..who is black.

The Cable Guy

From Jared Dudley
Referring to a slight resemblence to Jim Carey.

Samson (from the Bible)

From Scott Fowler
Actually, Scott said “This isn’t like Samson from the Bible; Morrison had already lost much of his power before he cut his hair.”

The best critic has to be Sean “Hamburglar” May,

“I told him now he’s got to get rid of that nasty mustache,” said teammate Sean May. “Then he’s ready to go.’

Hey Sean, we’re not worried about the ’stache…why don’t you by get rid of that nasty gut so you can play defense.

12 comments

12 Comments so far

  1. Bobby Metzinger October 29th, 2008 3:17 pm

    THE MOST OBSESSED CHARLOTTE BOBCATS BLOG OF ALL TIME

    Says it right up there on the right.

    Who cares?

  2. David October 30th, 2008 1:05 am

    I feel bad for never appreciating Morrison’s courage competing at the highest level with such a physical deformity.

  3. You Guys Suck October 30th, 2008 10:55 am

    You guys suck. Morrison shaved his hair and donated it so they could make wigs for kemo patients.

  4. your spelling sucks October 31st, 2008 5:18 am

    You spelled chemo wrong. I’m just saying.

  5. badfish November 3rd, 2008 4:18 pm

    How bad would it suck if you were the poor cancer patient who got stuck with an Adam Morrison wig? You thought things couldn’t get any worse, and then…

  6. Deesdale November 5th, 2008 9:04 am

    Thank you Deadspin for picking up this very important story.

  7. toine85 December 30th, 2008 8:03 pm

    This picture eerily resembles Britney Spears.

    http://deliciousthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/britney-spears-shaves-her-head-03.jpg

  8. toine85 December 30th, 2008 8:08 pm

    LOL…thank god for photoshop…it is Britney’s pic

  9. Electrician February 10th, 2009 2:14 am

    That’s hilarious!

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