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Bobcats Look To Ride Twilight Vampire Craze
Bobcats Looking To Sign Another Forward
The Charlotte Bobcats continue their efforts to build depth and find quality role players this summer. The Arizona Republic and The Charlotte Observer have reported that the team has been in contact with Phoenix Suns free agent Louis Amundson. If the team were successful in signing Amundson, this could signal [...]
Fair Weather Breezes Through Charlotte
My allergies have been just horrible this Spring…
And It’s not because of the oak pollen.
Over the past few weeks, Charlotte has been under a cloud of Fair Weather. The record amount of support for the Bobcats has been really difficult to bear. I’ve been sneezing non-stop since we made the Playoffs; I break out in [...]
Michael Jordan to Appear on CBS’s “Undercover Boss”
In an effort to improve his “company” and get to know his new “employees”, Charlotte Bobcats Owner-Elect, Michael Jordan will infiltrate his workforce during an upcoming episode of Undercover Boss.
The new CBS reality series follows high level corporate executives as they slip anonymously into the “lowest level” jobs within their companies. Once undercover, they get [...]
Gerald Wallace Slam Dunk Contest Ideas
Brainstorming Ways That Gerald Can Walk Away With The Slam Dunk Trophy
It’s just been reported that Spud Webb will participate as a judge in the 2010 Slam Dunk Contest on Saturday, Feb 13th. Webb is known to be quite friendly with reigning champ, and contestant Nate Robinson. In order to unseat Nate, Gerald Wallace is [...]
.500
Bobcats Baseline is pleased to provide our readers this collectors edition jpeg to commemorate the Bobcats’ milestone .500 winning percentage.
Let’s rejoice in our team’s evenness.
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