Bismack Biyombo Will Save The Bobcats

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Bismack Biyombo Is The Reason For The Existence of The Charlotte Bobcats.

Think back to all that the Charlotte Bobcats have been through. Nothing has come easy for this team, and the tough job of starting over has begun before they even accomplished much of anything. Still, we must remember that in everything there is a purpose. Seven solid years of struggling has led the franchise to this place in history.

Destiny has delivered the Bobcats to the precipice of the 2011 NBA Draft, where they hold the honor of selecting the greatest athlete that will ever wear their uniform. His name is Bismack Biyombo.

Charlotte has never seen anything like Biyombo. Honestly, our eyes may not be ready.

If Michael Jordan’s club fails to select Bismack Biyombo, the organization could be set back a full decade. It’s actually far more likely that the team will be forced to fold due to the backlash that’s certainly guaranteed for passing up such a phenomenal, once-in-a-generation type of  talent.

The Bobcats have a final workout scheduled on eve of the Draft. This will be an historic event, as Bismack Biyombo sets foot onto Carolina soil for the first time. Just to entertain the unparalleled big man from the Congo, Rich Cho has structured a workout between Biyombo, Chris Singleton, and Maurice Morris. It’s clear that the Cats are putting on a show, trying to appear as if they’re simply evaluating their options for the 9th pick in a thorough manner. Michael Jordan knows not to show his hand this early. Ultimately, this posturing will fade away after the unfathomable defensive showcase that Bismack will bring to town. What Coach Paul Silas will see Bismack Biyombo do on the basketball court will probably make him cry.

Due to his propensity for rebounding, blocking, and strong defense, Biyombo has been described as “the next Ben Wallace.” I think Ben Wallace should take that as a compliment and Bismack should be outright insulted. How can anyone be compared to Biyombo? This young man will not only lead the NBA in rebounds and blocks, but he’ll make us all wonder what basketball was like before the Bismack Biyombo Era.

-Mike

More Info:

ESPN.com Story on Biyombo
NBA.com Story on Biyombo
HoopsHype.com – Bismack Biyombo Rumors


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15 Responses to “Bismack Biyombo Will Save The Bobcats”

  1. Houston
    June 22, 2011 at 8:12 am #

    He’s Gana Diop with less offensive potential. I think I’ll pass.

    • ASChin
      June 22, 2011 at 1:04 pm #

      You guys do realize that this post is tongue in cheek, right? Or is it…?

  2. Jared
    June 22, 2011 at 9:09 am #

    Vote yes for Biyombo. I only hope he lasts to the 9th pick.

    It’s foolish to compare him to Diop. So they’re both from Africa and tall. Those are the only similarities.

    • Joel Gerber
      June 22, 2011 at 11:49 am #

      This team needs scoring from the wings, not another uber-athletic shot blocking power forward.

      Biyombo era? You realize that’s like saying this is the Tyson Chandler era in Dallas. Biyombo would be a waste at No. 9.

      • Jared
        June 22, 2011 at 11:53 am #

        Biyombo is a Center. Tyson Chandler at 9 would be a great pick in this draft

        • ASChin
          June 22, 2011 at 1:05 pm #

          Agreed. If he’s Tyson Chandler (with a better motor) then I’m on board.

  3. phil
    June 23, 2011 at 12:38 pm #

    he is our defensive future because right now we only have tyrus

  4. Leroy Tung
    June 27, 2011 at 3:54 am #

    Im starting to lose interests in this blog.
    can the updates be more frequent?

  5. Greg Dinkin
    June 29, 2011 at 1:47 am #

    does anyone know if the bobcats worked out brandon knight? i’m doing research on an article i’m writing to show that MJ needs to be a better “poker player” on draft day.

    • Jared
      June 29, 2011 at 8:12 am #

      I’m pretty sure they didn’t work out Knight.

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