Morrison Flips Out, Shaves Head


The Charlotte Observer is abuzz about Adam Morrison’s new do. There are already several new nicknames floating around for Ammo. Let me know if I missed any…

Stink Bug

From Larry Brown
Brown’s teenage son had scrappy hair. Apparently a stink bug got caught in it and he got it cut off. These kids today…

Kung-Fu Villain

From an Observer reader
I like this one a lot. I hope Adam delivers a zen-evil 3pt percentage to the court this season.

Linton Johnson

From Assistant Coach Jeff Capel
Apparently Jeff glanced at Morrison and thought it was new addition Linton Johnson..who is black.

The Cable Guy

From Jared Dudley
Referring to a slight resemblence to Jim Carey.

Samson (from the Bible)

From Scott Fowler
Actually, Scott said “This isn’t like Samson from the Bible; Morrison had already lost much of his power before he cut his hair.”

The best critic has to be Sean “Hamburglar” May,

“I told him now he’s got to get rid of that nasty mustache,” said teammate Sean May. “Then he’s ready to go.’

Hey Sean, we’re not worried about the ‘stache…why don’t you by get rid of that nasty gut so you can play defense.

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13 Responses to “Morrison Flips Out, Shaves Head”

  1. Bobby Metzinger
    October 29, 2008 at 10:17 am #


    Says it right up there on the right.

    Who cares?

  2. David
    October 29, 2008 at 8:05 pm #

    I feel bad for never appreciating Morrison's courage competing at the highest level with such a physical deformity.

  3. You Guys Suck
    October 30, 2008 at 10:55 am #

    You guys suck. Morrison shaved his hair and donated it so they could make wigs for kemo patients.

  4. your spelling sucks
    October 31, 2008 at 12:18 am #

    You spelled chemo wrong. I'm just saying.

  5. badfish
    November 3, 2008 at 11:18 am #

    How bad would it suck if you were the poor cancer patient who got stuck with an Adam Morrison wig? You thought things couldn't get any worse, and then…

  6. Deesdale
    November 5, 2008 at 9:04 am #

    Thank you Deadspin for picking up this very important story.

  7. toine85
    December 30, 2008 at 10:03 am #

    This picture eerily resembles Britney Spears.

  8. toine85
    December 30, 2008 at 10:08 am #

    LOL…thank god for photoshop…it is Britney's pic

  9. Electrician
    February 9, 2009 at 9:14 pm #

    That's hilarious!

  10. Катюша
    April 22, 2009 at 5:42 am #

    Спасибо нашла то что искала

  11. http://stroim-domik-
    May 9, 2009 at 5:04 pm #

    Спасибо, люблю читать ваши посты очень интересно

  12. Cam
    July 12, 2010 at 11:35 pm #

    wow u guys are bagging on him hella.


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